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sometimes I forget that I actually can kinda draw and still think I can only draw those awkward goofy-looking cartoons.
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THE SECOND AND THIRD ONE WHAT THEY DO NOT LOOK LIKE DRAWINGS WHATI didn’t realize I’d drawn this many.
…..these are drawings…..drawings……drawings
D…. Drawings.. What..
*throws are supplies into fire along with everything I’ve ever made*my wholhe life amounts to nothing
Okay, this has got to stop.
Seriously.
GIRL. YOU ARE SIXTEEN. I AM THIRTY-ONE. I AM TWICE YOUR AGE. I’ve been drawing since I was five. You do not have to beat me. You’ll GET BETTER IF YOU KEEP GOING. You have SIXTEEN YEARS TO CATCH UP.
Seeeeeeeriously. All this dramatic, teenaged angst is hurting my teeth. I feel like a mom forcing you guys to eat your damn vegetables.
Do the work, and do your best. I didn’t get this talent handed to me, and you won’t get it handed to you.
^^^ Thank you.
Reblorg. I forgot I had a “defacing my comics only improves them” tag
for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.
how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever
TOO FUCKING BADASS FOR YOU
This will be a super awful summer and I’ll look back on it and get really angry. It’ll also be my least productive summer,probably ever. I really wish it were in my power for it to NOT SUCK GIANT COCK, but it is not.
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Saying you’re sorry makes everything all better. Yup, everyone shut the hell up and be happy, someone is “really sorry”.
But I have no one to ask because I don’t have art friends.
